Tuesday, March 28, 2006
a certain lady in the forties, who doesn't wish to be named (however, the writer took the liberty of revealing that the lady in question is very closely related to her), upon knowing that her daughter is being wooed by a swiss-chinese boy, clapped her hands thrice as she exclaimed in a semi-inebriated state, "grab! grab! grab!"
a saccharine-sweet looking girl dressed in the chij uniform walked into the petrol kiosk. initially, people's impression of her might have been that she looks cute. then everything changed when she screamed, "what? not happy is it? look
la!", and lifted her skirt up to reveal her PE shorts. to make things worse, she paraded with her butt stuck out in an attempt to make fun of a slighty too voluptuous lady nearby. lastly, before she strutted back into the car, she waved frantically and shouted, "bye!", to all the uncles working there. what an embarrassment!
when you get someone's words wrong, things can get very hilarious and even possibly shameful. mornique, start rolling your eyes and go "tsk! whey!" at me! but it is not going to make me take this down.
upon catching sight of a similar baby tigger toy in the car in front of mine, i screamed, "oh my tigger!". mornique was all blurred and went, "where's the mighty girl?"
lame quotesfrom johnny bravo: okay, enough about me. let's talk about you. what do YOU think about me?
from nickelodeon: what is an email? it's not a scary mail that makes you go 'eee'!
i have a new family. okay, this is going to sound so juvenile. but it's fun! i've got a sister called christabel, a brother (who is adored by legions of girls because 'he' is just way cool, handsome and has got that whole 'edison-chen-bad-boy-smirk' thing going on which melts hearts) called 'jesiska', and a brother-in-law 'gracemary (:' who is engaged to chris. along with the engagement comes two sisters-in-law, mandy and mornique. mandy harbours a huge crush on 'jesiska'. blame it all on our good genes! i'm sure i made a few heads spin. see, that's the fun part! by the way, i love my family!
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hush pretty pink lady ;
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Tuesday, March 21, 2006
gasp! my blog has been neglected for almost a month! wide-eyed readers are noted. i see people going, "ahh...finally!" upon sighting this post. (: rejoice everyone! i am back, temporarily. i felt such strong obligation to doddle something because of pressing cries! aww, come on! i know i am missed alright. (damn, gracemary, we must really stay further away from christabel! she is influencing us. we are becoming narcissistic freaks because of her!)
to all taggers: i am blogging. so stop nagging already! tsk...whheeeyy!!! hahahaha. and i see mornique doing exactly what i just did.
to gracemary and christabel: mornique and i were honoured to be invited to the party (okay, i'm slow! i know the party was like aeons ago! we've got more pressing issues to address now right?), albeit we were free-labour. gladly, i mean. who isn't glad to serve the almighty christabel right? (now i see christabel grinning and nodding her head fervently!) of course, grace, you too! the birthday party was a blast. you girls were so energetic and hilarious. hopefully when i have my own party, you all will come. (: invitations are already issued, awaiting your rsvp.
to su-wei: i am missing you like crazy already! my grandmother is in perth now. so sense her presence, because she represents my love. muacks!
to brandon: you'd better update about those superstars in our family. i am looking forward to your photoshop-ed photos! anyone who is ignorant of my nonsensical blabbering, just think of kungfu hustle and visit brandon's blog when he updates. brandon, aren't they brandonishly popular? wahahaha! (:
to cassandra: "i'm the princess. i'm the mermaid. i'm cassandra!" that's crap. you should change it to "i'm the lunatic. i'm bradley's. i'm cassandra!". mrs c lai finally saw her absolutely adorable boy at yio chu kang tennis centre yesterday! come on, cassy, you like him! i saw your surreptitious smiles and blushes when we mentioned him. the more you try to deny, the more you reveal what's inside your heart. we'll work towards getting him to notice you. no wait, i bet he already noticed you yesterday. you are our pretty chij darling!
oh my goodness! i am peeling like a pig! no, pigs don't peel. i am peeling like a snake! moulting stage! i feel like a reptile, serious. but i am not cold blooded. all thanks to our lovely picnic at east coast park last week. right, i know east coast park is damn dirty. we shall rock sentosa next time. hawaiian bbq restaurant at east coast park rocks our socks! (maybe steve should pay me for this advertisement?) heineken is my favourite beer now. the netherlands do brew good beer. yay! the food was - quoting bimbotic mandy - YUMMYNESS! i love the grilled sweet pineapples, which tasted like apple pie filling. i can't wait to go there again!
i think guys who can weave their words together in such perfection to stun girls are very dangerous. the unbelievably fast speed they advance drains girls emotionally and mentally. could it all be an intentional fraud? i'll sue him for fraudulent misrepresentation if it's so. yay, i still remember my business law!
...back to hiatus, people! unless something really exciting pops up and i feel the urge to blog again. well, something is brewing in those pots. we'll see.
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