airing my relatively dirty linen

Monday, August 28, 2006

you're the dimmest of all rays.
BRIGHTEN UP.
and as mandy added, "let mom see the light!"

i NEVER knew mandy could be so BRIGHT. yeah, RIGHT.

another little exhibition of her very limited intelligence.
mich: mandy, how do you burn ur ears?
mandy: light the ear 'wax'?
mich: ahh, that was a smart answer. but no, you are wrong.
mandy: then, what's the answer?
mich: call you while you are ironing. because you will pick up the iron and, thinking that it's the phone, place it near your ear. like how all other bimbos will do. HAHAHAHAHA. (:
but hey, i love her answer! playing on the word 'wax'. WAAAAHHHHH, impressed! :D

& hush pretty pink lady ;
at 10:51 pm

Saturday, August 26, 2006

i just got back from new creation church. i loved the Bible study session. it really drew me closer to God and helped me grow spiritually.

friday was a good day. morning was spent with tweenie, afternoon with my darlings - mornique and mandy, night with God, kerjin and jeremy. FRUITFUL DAY :D

before the service, there was a notice to parents to encourage their children to maintain silence during the service. and i kept teasing mandy by going, "dear mandy (aka parent), if little brandon (aka your children)..." HAHAHAHA. (:

hilarious quotes from pastor prince
person 1: my name is lying. i'm lying.
person 2: are you saying the truth?

devil 1: do you understand what's he saying? (in response to a person praying in tongues)
devil 2: (gives a conceited look) nope!

'do not be pretentious in front of the Lord. do not be like a swan, all tranquil and cool above the water surface, but paddling like crazy below the water surface.' you should have seen him trying to act like a swan. it was SOOOO funny!

pastor prince reads 'hannah' as 'han-nah'. and he was reading first sam chapter one, "eli said to her, 'how long will you be drunk? put your wine away from you!' and hannah answered, 'han-nah!' (which means 'yes' in singlish)"

my mother and i were shopping at aussino today to get linens for my hostel room in canterbury hall, cartwright gardens, london.
mom: do you need so many pillow cases? you have one in this fitted sheet pack already. do you need to purchase another 2 more?
me: yeah, for my boyfriend.
mom: i'll knock your head.
WAHAHAHAHAHA. my mom is SOOO cute! (:

& hush pretty pink lady ;
at 9:47 pm

Wednesday, August 23, 2006

all my bags are packed, i'm ready to go.
i'm standin' here outside your door.
i hate to wake you up to say goodbye.

but the dawn is breakin'. it's early morn.
the taxi's waitin'. he's blowin' his horn.
already i'm so lonesome, i could die.

so, kiss me and smile for me.
tell me that you'll wait for me.
hold me like you'll never let me go.
cause i'm leaving on a jet plane.
i don't know when i'll be back again.
oh babe, i hate to go.

there's so many times i've let you down.
so many times i've played around.
i'll tell you now, they don't mean a thing.
every place i go, i think of you.
every song i sing, i sing for you.
when i come back, i'll wear your wedding ring.

so, kiss me and smile for me.
tell me that you'll wait for me.
hold me like you'll never let me go.
cause i'm leaving on a jet plane.
i don't know when i'll be back again.
oh babe, i hate to go.

now the time has come to leave you.
one more time, oh, let me kiss you.
and close your eyes, and i'll be on my way.
dream about the days to come,
when i won't have to leave alone,
about the times that i won't have to say.

oh, kiss me and smile for me.
tell me that you'll wait for me.
hold me like you'll never let me go.
cause i'm leaving on a jet plane.
i don't know when i'll be back again.
oh babe, i hate to go.

and i'm leaving on a jet plane,
i don't know when i'll be back again.
oh babe, i hate to go.
but i'm leaving on a jet plane.
leaving on a jet plane.

this is when i feel like smacking a lyricist, for so succinctly and aptly describing the woes of leaving familiarity, love, a sense of belonging and comfort.

BUT squish, vidhi, diana, may ling, kevin and llewellyn make it A LOT BETTER. they are the reasons why i am SLIGHLY looking forward to leaving this sunny island to dwell under the dreary london skies. it was a great time spent with them at cineleisure's hong kong cafe. law students can REALLY talk. a brief count tells me that we chatted for FIVE HOURS NON-STOP.

ambivalence is really the most prominent emotion i own currently. a little bit of everything is scattered all around me like autumn leaves on a long stretch of walk way in a garden. all that myriad of colours, all that mess, all that uncertainty of what's at the end of the road. i need a rake, pronto.

SELF-EXPLANATORY! LOADIES OF SMOOOCHES TO CASSY AND CHRISTABELLY! <33 and yes, that's an awfully silly picture of me.

& hush pretty pink lady ;
at 1:39 am

Monday, August 21, 2006

most people around the world stress over the difficulty of making ends meet. needless to say, to afford luxurious items aren't even in their minds. BUT, my dad was exasperatingly pleading us a few hours ago, "please help me! which should i get? the mercedes benz s series or the bmw five series?"

the paradigm of bimbo is back with stunningly hilarious lines to tickle your funny bone! mandy begged my mom with a pitiful look on her face, "pretty please! don't go to school!" fyi, it did not work, obviously.

cause i'm leaving on a jet plane. oh babe, i hate to go.
peeps, TWENTY EIGHT days left to my london departure. and, for information's sake, my flight departs at 2320HRS on 18 SEPTEMBER 2006 at CHANGI INTERNATIONAL AIRPORT TERMINAL 2. i'm being a loyal singaporean and supporting the very prestigious SINGAPORE AIRLINES. oh, and an interesting note is that i'll be bawling my eyes out at the departure gates at an estimated 2200HRS. so be there before that time if you want to send me off or offer me tissues. or, in any case, you want to be a sadist and witness a relatively large group of people crying and, at the same time, attempting to submerge this tiny island.

okay, that was lame. who reads this anyway?

clement fang is a SUPER DUPER GOOD singer. sense the sarcasm! 'dirty babe, see this shackles? baby, i'm your slave!' he was having a ball of a time karaoke-ing using the msn voice function. unfortunately, i was unable to obtain his permission to publicise his very exclusive renditions.

on a random note: 'i feel 40 kinds of sadness WHEN YOU'RE GONE. i feel, the same thing always happens WHEN YOU'RE GONE. i know, you're just around the corner, but JUST AROUND THE CORNER IS NOT ENOUGH.' this song is being played currently. and how aptly describes some of my emotions. I LOVE RYAN CABRERA! i am a sucker for killer lyrics. <33

& hush pretty pink lady ;
at 1:43 am

Saturday, August 19, 2006

you appeared,
and sent shocks into my heart.
shocks, i thought i was immuned to.
shocks, i have not experienced in a long time.
so long that i thought i forgot.
then, i was redeemed.
thanks to peter.
i so am firm on my stand.
and that's a GOODBYE TO YOU.
off and away,
flutter away from my heart.
but gosh, YOU ARE SO CUTE.
so, it's vindicated.
you can remain in my memory.
but THAT'S ALL.

this is NOT meant to be a poem. HAHAHA. so don't think i suck at writing poems okay! but yea, the truth is, I DO SUCK. at poetry, that is. :D

i really never expect the letters K and L to re-emerge in my life. he would be across the thames river in a month's time. and no, no more heart pumping. i'm going to be all cool and nonchalant. not ostensibly. i WILL BE that way inside out. YAY. (:

and OH SHOOT! i didn't realise my words were at least suggestive, or even flirty in an unusual context. CRAP SHITLOADS! (hey, i've not used this in a long time. HAHA!) please, trust me, i canNOT flirt. it's NOT in my nature. besides, like i have that kind of appeal? boys usually run. WAHAHAHA.

i am htay's SPECIAL friend. i am HONOURED. WHEE.

HAPPY BELATED BIRTHDAY GRANDMA! I LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE HER! <333 HUGS. SMOOOCHES. LOVES. i am so delighted that she was almost moved to tears by our little performance and our self-made card. AWW!

i realise i sound like an airhead in this post. OOHHH, ARE BUFFALO WINGS FROM BUFFALOES? yeahhhh, right!

& hush pretty pink lady ;
at 3:07 am

Saturday, August 12, 2006

chloe is absolutely hilarious. UNCLE PETE and AUNTY REPEAT. HAHAHAHA. :D that got me laughing for more than just a little while. the dinner with chloe and gang was not as bad as i expected. at least, it wasn't awkward. in fact, we did have fun. i kind of miss those friday-nights-out.

I MISS BRYSON! ): ENOUGH MELANCHOLY TO KILL. I WON'T BE ABLE TO SEE BRYSON LATER. HE IS IN MALAYSIA. BOOS.

mandy has yet to see THE HOT PICTURE. MUHAHAHAHA. but she saw the retarded ones. and umm, let's just say the ramifications weren't desirable. OOOHHH, i love that 'chanting monk' video. DAH-EM, TWEENIE AND I LAUGHED OUR HEADS OFF! we wanted so badly for it to be on replay mode. IF ONLY IT WERE LONGER. say, 20 seconds? i think both of us watched it at least 3 times each. (((:

my tweenie is so meant to be MRS HARTONO. her "i look like i'm pregnant" comment just got me thinking that, "yes! they are SOOOO compatible."

i beat eko up in town today! he said i was charging like a bull. like, WHAT THE HELL. so NOT correct. it was his presence that really agitated me. HE IS RUINING MY ISLAND! WAHAHAHA.

i did say i'm into the whole random mood now right? that's my myriad of thoughts of the current moment.
DIRTY BABE, YOU SEE THESE SHACKLES. BABY, I'M YOUR SLAVE. I'LL LET YOU WHIP ME IF I MISBEHAVE. IT'S JUST THAT NO ONE MAKES ME FEEL THIS WAY. GO AHEAD, BE GONE WITH IT. GET YOUR SEXY BACK.
JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE IS SOOOOO HAWT! that song is so fetch.

& hush pretty pink lady ;
at 3:42 am

Monday, August 07, 2006

it is really seldom that such things happen. because i am extremely feministic. but these two boys brightened up my day/night by being really nice. :D see, nice boys do exist. WAHAHAHA.

of course, bryson brightens up my day with his existence. needless to say. (: BRYSON ROCKS MOST! WHEE!

bryson took this picture HIMSELF using MY CAMERA PHONE!

anyway, here's a tribute to PETER WALKER. my favourite rugger!

PETER WALKER and acs boys

oh and a BIG THANK YOU to MAUNG HTAY AUNG for understanding my horribly pissed-off situation and helped me out of that emotional rut by simply lending a listening ear and expressing some concern.

& hush pretty pink lady ;
at 1:04 am

Saturday, August 05, 2006

i was browsing through mandy's blog archives and i ACCIDENTALLY, if you choose to believe, stumbled upon her november 12, 2005 entry. here is an excerpt:

"HAHA = TABOO
the worst thing to say on msn.
i cant help using 'haha' on msn. i use it like every second. haha. (see what i mean??)
but in the end i still won!! haha. u might not know what in the world i am talking about but some do. (hurhur) ((:

nique babe! don't take what he said to heart. i mean he shouldn't say that. but don't be upset. so, i apologise on behalf of him k?? CHEER UP!! ((:"

those were the days when we would tease and laugh over everything mftp. i reminisced those times, and can't help but exhibit a few surreptitious giggles. AWW, SO CUTE! (:

being a stalkerazzi isn't easy. we got caught yesterday! ): holland village coffee bean; mandy couldn't get herself high on caffeine like she normally does. WAHAHA. ENOUGH SAID!

"have a heart. donate generously to the disabled. buy a plush toy at 10 bucks. PRETTY PLEASE." - mandy's plea. and it worked on brandon lai and htay. she says her 'PRETTY PLEASE' has never failed to work. :D

i suppose that was enough of MANDYNESS. i totally can't believe i dedicated one entry to her. SO WRONG!

OOHHH. something is brewing in those pots, nique-key! your clandestine smiles after reading his sms-es were noted. WAHAHAHAHA. ((:

I LOVE MY SISTERS! <33

& hush pretty pink lady ;
at 2:43 am

Wednesday, August 02, 2006

NeVerBefore NeVerWinter says:
truthfully yes they are more popular
NeVerBefore NeVerWinter says:
becos they have a very gd packaging
NeVerBefore NeVerWinter says:
sji guys well we focus more on the content
NeVerBefore NeVerWinter says:
think of us as the penguin classics as compared to acs guys who are well teen magazines
well put, sean! exactly! :D hilarious display of acceptance of defeat.

don't you just love wong ker jin?

oh, and to add on, she is OBSESSED with MRS JULIE COOPER-NICHOL-COOPER! what's more? she shares her birthday with the paradigm of all airheads JESSICA SIMPSON!

THE LAKE HOUSE is truly worthy for everyone to rush down to the cinemas to catch! bimbotic cassandra and mandy didn't get the plot. REALLY WANTED TO WRING THEIR NECKS! they just can't comprehend that there's no logic behind the whole playing around with time concept. KEANU REEVES AND SANDRA BULLOCK LOOK SO GOOD TOGETHER!

cassandra tsk-ed at me for not posting. so here's one cheap post. oh and by the way, she has declared war on j*n*s t*n (or JT), been irritated by d*rr*n ch*n (or DC) and needs br*dl*y l*i (my favie - BL) to save her! she didn't want to put this up at her blog. so i'm doing it on her behalf. hmm, i have substituted all the vowels with asterisks. wheel of fortune, anyone wants to buy a vowel? HAHAHAHA. :D

HAPPY BELATED BIRTHDAY DADDY! I LOVE HIM BECAUSE HE ROCKS MY WORLD WITH HIS FREAGGIN COOL HAIRSTYLE! <33
on the same delirious note, tomorrow is second yong master lai's birthday. WHEEE, CASSY! WOOHOOS! HAHAHA.

& hush pretty pink lady ;
at 3:18 am