airing my relatively dirty linen

Sunday, April 30, 2006

rules of the game
1) write down 20 names of people who are your friends, enemies, crushes, bf/gf etc.
2) arrange them in any random order and number them.
3) do NOT peek at the questions below but do ONE by ONE after you have listed the names.
4) it's all done in the name of fun. don't take it so seriously.

names
1. michelle tweenie
2. marie anne
3. pearline
4. su wei
5. peter
6. petrina
7. kl
8. calysta
9. cassandra
10. mornique
11. mandy
12. michael
13. brandon ftp
14. brandon low
15. christabel
16. gracemary (:
17. siti
18. jincheng
19. joey
20. shuowen

~you will have one night stand with number 11
oh yes. so true! i have numerous one-night-stands with mandy. we sleep together and treat like nothing happened the next day. i mean, really, sleeping with her has become so routined that it doesn't mean much. mundane already. haha. what a wit i am!

~number 1 catches you having one night stand
i can so imagine michelle's face. if my one-night-stand partner is mandy, she'll just shrug and disappear while i sleep like an angel. if my one-night-stand partner were a guy, she'll probably make me give her every juicy detail which i will because she is my number one best friend. tweenies rock!

~you have your 1st serious relationship with number 6
yay. my first ever serious partner is peewee! she's so intelligent so i will want to marry her. my kids will get our good genes. (: petrina wee, i can so imagine you leaving me to sob to death in my lonely home while you party in the coolest clubs in town. hmm, so bad! but i'll still love you because my adoration runs deep.

~number 9 stole number 6 away from you
no way! petrina will never love cassandra. cassandra is a 'half-guy', according to cousin brandon. so you know, a weirdo like cassandra who screams into people's ears can never make a good partner. she scares people away. but of course, bradley wouldn't mind a bit. he is genetically made to accept whatever faults cassandra has.

~you have your 2nd serious relationship with number 20
shuowen wouldn't want me. she is happily attached to her awesome tennis-pro boyfriend. nevermind, i'll make her ditch him for me! no, i am not so evil. now, this quiz is getting a bit wrong. but i am liking it. (:

~you have a secret relationship with number 3
why must it be a secret? to keep it from petrina? it's okay. while she parties on, i have my pearline to accompany me through those lonely nights. her company is one of the most enjoyable ones, because she makes a fool of herself without a care in the world. she makes me laugh. yay.

~you have a sexual fantasy of number 14 [question need not be attempted if you are under 14 years of age]
i can expect a very horribly large reaction from brandon. but i must emphasise that: my sentiments exactly. i will never sexually fantasise him! eww. he is my cousin, for goodness sake. that's incest! besides, he has nothing to offer! hah, i am helping mandy to revenge!

~ you will keep in contact with number 17 forever
but of course. siti is my only malay-chinese friend. she is so cute. i can remember her making me the class pet! a tortoise, if my memory doesn't fail me. i love the way she attempted to write her chinese surname once. chua siti ayshah bte mohd shafiq, i adore her to bits! she tickles me with her bird-impersonations, but irrirates me with spongebob squarepants emoticons.

~you admire number 19
a baby kangaroo? okay, maybe i admire the fact that his roots traces back to australia. and he got a chance to fly a plane before. other than that, i think i am a better person for people to admire. nonetheless, joey is a good friend. i can remember vividly his hair when we first entered 03s54. the fringe!

~you want to dance in the rain with number 7
dancing in the rain with kl? no. anywhere, anytime! he is my ultimate idol! a witty, handsome and opulent jock! waterpolo, anyone? that reminds me of luke, marissa cooper's first boyfriend. but pur-lease, kl is much better than silly luke. yes everybody, he is my idol. not my crush. get this right!

~number 16 is willing to sacrifice everything for you
needless to say. she loves me so much! <33 gracemary (:, this game is started by you. so you'd better sacrifice everything for me! haha.

~you are willing to sacrifice everything for number 2
aww. i am such a good friend to marie anne! mer is in los angeles as i type. gosh, i envy her! and for all the goodness in the world, i will sacrifice a lot for her. not everything, i don't believe in absolutes.

~you will have your 1st kiss with number 13
crap. he is for christabel reena david. i don't want. i am not a pedophile. he is christabel's cutie pie. i am giving this opportunity to kiss mftp to christabel. and on behalf of christabel, acceptance. (:

~number 4 thinks of you day and night
suzzy knows best! she adores me to the core. of course i expect that she'll think of me day and night. i think and miss her perpetually too! please give me a private jet to fly to perth to visit her whenever i wish. i want that very much!

~you think of number 10 day and night
my dear sister! i love mornique to bits! thinking of her has become sub-conscious because it's innate. we have blood ties. so, obviously, i think of her all the time. muacks!

~your best friend is number 18
jincheng is my best bitching-gossping-bimbo partner! he is gay, so i can tell him about guys all the time! okay, i am inviting guys to ask him out again! jinny, if you get weird phone calls from guys, please just give them a chance. after you cheated on won bin, i don't think he'll treasure you anymore!

~you will backstab number 5
i don't even backstab people. okay, i can't speak for the future. but i have never done that in my life thus far. i am not brutus, eventhough i did harbour a crush on him when 'julius cesar' was my literature text. peter is too nice for me to backstab. i will feel the ultimate guilt if i were to do that.

~you will hate number 12
mike celery. his new nickname, courtesy of gracemary. very possible. enough said. (:

~your enemy-to-be is number 15
i can safely say that christabel is not my enemy-to-be. neither will she be in the distant future. she will never be. okay, no absolutes. but at this current point, i can find no reason to hate her. she is my oxygen! without her, my life in cyber world will just dwindle.

~number 8 will betray you
calysta is such a sweet dearie. i trust that she won't betray me. we are all part of the in-laws and bo-law club. unity is strength! even if there were to be an internal war in the bo-law club, calysta is in the in-laws club and so she'll be on my side.

& hush pretty pink lady ;
at 1:11 am

Friday, April 21, 2006

in no particular order, list down 3 people you talk to online, 4 people you see in school, 2 teachers, 3 people you love going out with and 3 people in your sms inbox. (i am going to flout this rule and just name 15 people extemporaneously!)

1. michelle tweenie
2. peter
3. marie anne
4. pearline
5. suzzy
6. michael
7. christabel
8. gracemary (:
9. petrina
10. siti
11. jincheng
12. mandy
13. brandon the 'ftp' guy
14. mornique
15. shuowen

qn: what do you think of number 4?
ans: the HOT BABE of the foursome! hmm, number four; foursome; 03s54. this girl is quite fated with the number 'four' right? seems like it. she rocks my world! she was there for me during my lowest low, and listened to my unreasonable and hostile ramblings. we had fun times teasing and bolting from drep! i'm sure drep will continue to remain as the memory of pinnacle interest level in years to come. drep and pear, just makes such a sizzling hot couple! roll those pretty eyes now, pearline! i know you are! (:

qn: how nice is number 6?
ans: mikeybrotherinlaw! he can be nice at times. but when he disturbs me with his incessant "nothing, i didn't say anything!" replies, he is a jerkarse. and he likes me to 'fan the flame', so sometimes i have to come up with ways to do that and it's quite mentally taxing. but, it's fun when i'm in the mood for it.

qn: honestly, if number 8 met with an accident, what would you do?
ans: i'll be shocked, firstly. then, i'll sit down and pray to God. lastly, i'll bawl my eyes out as i rush to the hospital (i am assuming that some samaritans will bring her to the hospital!). of course, the prayers will continue to fervently be sent to God. i'm sure God will save a nice and staunch Catholic like gracemary!

qn: would you ever fall for number 11?
ans: no way! jincheng is a closet gay! in front of me, he totally exhibits his gay antics, showing his love for won bin. hmm, it seems to me like he is into korean guys! he even wants the aunty-killer bae yong jun. jinny makes a good boyfriend because when you go out with him, once you mention that you would like something, and if it's within his means and reasonable, he will get it for you. and he is a full-time joker, so dates will never be boring. girls, go for him, he is not my type! just like i'm not his.

qn: what if number 1 got a boyfriend?
ans: i'll make sure he treats her well. if he hurts her, he shall face my wrath. i am very protective over my tweenie. people like that greg guy should stay away, because she needs a bukit timah resident so we can both put our children in the same sunday school and have high tea together!

qn: what sport would you play with number 12?
ans: tennis! because i can't imagine her playing anything else. she is such a big tennis fanatic! but of course, i am going to lose so bad when playing against her. i am very reluctant to boost her ego, but she does look damn stylish when she plays tennis. gosh, what am i doing? okay, to redeem myself, she pouts and stamps her foot (aka, throw baby tantrums) when she loses a point. horrible! sweet redemption!

qn: do you like number 2?
ans: i like peter a lot as a friend. he is such a good guy. 'big friendly giant' will be an absolutely apt description for my 188-cm-tall friend. he plays the rugby very well, and has a serious obsession with the game. he is also my advisor for 'male psychology', and offers me his opinions regarding the male mind. mr 'zhou lu ren', aka mr walker, is one of my favourite male friends!

qn: will number 13 and number 7 make a good couple?
ans: yes. without a doubt, yes! it is called our 'chris knows brandon, brandon knows chris' plan! everyone chants along with me, "CLB! CLB! CLB!" a boyish boy like brandon who has such an adorable younger brother deserves a fun-loving babe like christabel (who happens to love his little brother a lot!). christabel can climb the acs social ladder so quickly. <33 christabel is my dear sister, so i'll only be able to entrust her to someone so innocent like brandon. (:

qn: do you hate number 9?
ans: no way will i hate petrina! peewee was my kl informant in jc! it was her who made my jc life so upbeat and memorable. she was the one who fuelled all my interest in kl. without her, my crush on him would have died. and if it died, my life wouldn't be the same and i wouldn't want that. petrina is a great girl to plan parties with, because she is just so enthusiastic about everything.

qn: would 14 kill you one day?
ans: i can safely say she will not. the simple reason being, she loves me too much. and i love her too much! she is the best person to talk to because she can totally make a fool of herself, sometimes even sub-consciously. (: the light of my life, brightening up my every day and adding those tiny but significant sparkles like the stars to make everything easier to get by.

qn: do you like 3 or 10 more?
ans: i can't make a choice. so i am not going to answer this. siti is my dear foursome friend. and marie anne is my dear nine@smu clique pal. no choice, i like them both just as much!

i love the mandai zoo! and my sister, mandy, owns it! that's why the zoo has ben and jerry's. now you know! but anyway, i didn't get any privileges when mitch and i visited the main tourist attraction of northern singapore. mitch is such a 'tai-tai', because she took out her brolly when the sun came out. also, i had my maiden visit to siglap, a place i never knew existed until last year. it is near the bayshore! but i didn't manage to get a glimpse of my favourite primary three boy, bryson! nevertheless, our post-exam escapade had its memorable captured moments! i love tweenie! <33

HAPPY BIRTHDAY LOO WANSHAN! nothing can express my adoration for this dear smu babe of mine. nine@smu loves wanshan! wanshan loves nine@smu! the coolest clique in town!

the click five is on the radio now. they are co-hosting the 'top 10 countdown' on 987FM. oh, most exciting thing of all today, my probabtion plate can be taken down. i am a certified safe driver! i rock, serious!

& hush pretty pink lady ;
at 8:57 pm

Monday, April 17, 2006

i love the sentosa resort. but really, sentosa should do something about their bus services. make it more frequent or something? especially during holidays and weekends. the queues were perpetually long during my three-days-two-nights long visit to the southern island of singapore. in short, it was such great fun to rock sentosa with the bo-law club. i am kind of lazy to elaborate, so i suppose a photo album can do the job on my behalf. yay, we are getting our bo-law teeshirts!

islander life!

HAPPY EASTER EVERYONE!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY GRACEMARY YAP LI REN! oh my sky, i love you! thanks for being such a great friend!

and i love christabel reena david too! <33 i owe you a hug.

my dad, after a hearty dim sum lunch, "oh i've changed gear thrice! i think i'm going to have to change again to finish up this bowl of noodles!"

mandy: i think i managed to make my characters in the sims game gay!
mornique (smiles happily): you wanna les?

"love has no definition whatsoever as it surpasses all boundaries of human knowledge, and can only be felt, not defined." - quoting zach.

brandon intelligently puts, "like i said, it's like a story of a set meal. rose-and-burger is the whopper. mandy is the cola. mftp is the packet of fries. we CAN do without the fries. oh gosh, mr 'fall to pieces' has really fallen to pieces!"

& hush pretty pink lady ;
at 11:53 pm

Saturday, April 08, 2006

i am getting good at killing flies! i slapped the lives of two flies away in a month! gosh, am i turning into some heartless cold-blooded murderer? no! i do scream and mourn for their deaths! each time after clapping my hands together only to find a patch of smashed-up black substances, i will stare at the exact spot on my palm which it died and hurl, "SHIT! I KILLED A FLY!". i do feel sad for them. but hey, they deserve it for hovering around my head and being of extreme annoyance.

lecherous lizards. everytime you hear them, they sound like they are making out. gross.

i listened closely to many love songs and i reckon that lyricists of such songs like to use 'absolutes'. don't they study GP or something? at least they should have taken modules similar to "english 101" while being educated right? then again, when i am in the mood for love, the songs make my knees weak. i am a confused person, ostensibly.

i like the last few lines of the locally-made movie "i do i do". they went "wen hui is a luckier person than i am. she can choose to love or not to love me. but i can only choose to love her, or love her more." or something to that effect. aww, sweet! (note: there are no absolutes in this quote!)

michael and i are good friends. yay, i've got a hot friend. what a pity that he is five years my junior. emphasis is placed on the fact that i am not a pedophile. (: besides, he is officially my 'brother-in-law', and the boyfriend of mandy. <33 it's all about 'fanning the flame'! i bet only 'mikeybrotherinlaw' and i understand fully what 'fanning the flame' really is.

photowhoring at united square

& hush pretty pink lady ;
at 9:50 am

Monday, April 03, 2006

first and foremost, happy birthday pearline! this dear hot babe of the foursome is turning TWO DECADES old today. oh my! we are all turning old. bah. how sad. nevertheless, rock this last year before we venture into legal adulthood! (: lots of love! <33

the starry night performance on friday wasn't as good as the previous one. but, the key thing was the presence of my tweenie on stage. she was so stunning! looking good as usual, of course! she smiled a lot more too! and i actually caught her requesting her drummer to smile. wah, so cute! the majority of nine@smu met up to cheer mitch on, so it was a short hang-out session. good luck to all the smu-ers taking their exams next week! mer is flying off to LA soon! boo!

the bo-law club had yet another lunch meeting on april fools' day! happy birthday kl! we ate lunch at sizzlers! mandy and i robbed the salad bar to abstain from eating sinful food. mischievous cassandra and mandy swoop the tags of the food, creating a big joke out of it. in the evening, we had boozing session at home! and we punk'd r&b big time! his reaction was hilarious. when told that mandy was shivering and having high fever, he screamed, "call the ambulance!". on sunday, he couldn't stop insisting that i was suffering from a hang over or still drunk. okay, i shall not bully my "nice brother-in-law"-cum-good friend. but it is so hard, considering how fun it is.

r&b has only a few intelligent moments, being the himbo he is. mandy thinks he probably ripped this off his literature text. nonetheless, it is profoundly nice. "to like someone is to have a connection with him/her. but to love someone is to share more than just a connection. it is a way of life."

mandy just had yet another hair-cut. to her delight, many commented that she looks nice. she claimed that it is a normal reaction, but mornique begged to differ.
mandy (to me): you are normal because you think i look nice.
mornique: so i am abnormal?
mandy: no! it's not that you are abnormal. it's just that...my hair is really nice!

sing this along to the popular campfire song "cannibal king". it is written specially by the bo-law club for mrs cassandra lai!
"b****** l** who's a tennis pro,
fell in love with cassandra.
and every night, under the bright moon light,
from east coast he came.
he hugged and kissed his pretty little miss,
under the HDB.
and everynight, under a bright moon light,
he sounded like this to me.
ar-room (muack, muack), ar-room (muack, muack), ar-room do da do dae.
ar-room (muack, muack), ar-room (muack, muack), ar-room do da do dae."

remember the second american idol's one-hit song "sorry 2004"? my sisters and i added some verses to it!
"i'm sorry for 2004.
i'm living in a hive in 2005.
i'm getting sick in 2006.
i wanna go to heaven in 2007.
i'm already dead in 2008.
i hope i am fine in 2009,
but it's the end in 2010."

in short, the weekend was fantabulous!

coolios of smu! (clockwise from top left): mer, mich, pauline, mitch, shuowen, wanshan, eileen

calysta's master piece which tickled the funny bone of the sakae waiter

the boring club members acting cool

the domino effect at sizzler

bacchus incarnates!

& hush pretty pink lady ;
at 7:42 pm