Saturday, May 15, 2004
a guy wakes up at home with a huge hangover. he forces himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he sees is a couple of aspirins and a glass of water on the side table. he sits down and sees his clothing in front of him, all clean and pressed. he looks around the room and sees that it is in a perfect order, spotless clean. and so is the rest of the house. he takes the aspirins and notices a note on the table which reads "honey, breakfast is on the stove. love you." so he goes to the kitchen and sure enough there are hot breakfast and fresh newspaper. his son is also at the table, eating.
father: son, what happened last night?
son: oh, the usual. you came home after 3am, drunk and delirious, broke some furniture, puked in the hallway, and gave mom a black eye.
father: so, why is everything in order and so clean, and the food is on the table?
son: oh that! mom dragged you to the bedroom, and when she tried to take your pants off, you said, "bitch! leave me alone, i am married!"
troy is a great movie to watch. not to mention, the no lack of hunks for girls to drool over. the cast includes two of hollywood's resident hunks - brad pitt and orlando bloom. however, the females in this movie, set in ancient greece, were portrayed as sex objects. their existence is to 'provide amusement' to those warriors. in other words, they are there to satisfy those lecherous men's hungry desire for sexual stimulation. i'm disgusted. nonetheless, this movie is definitely one blockbuster which will hit the box office by storm. go troy!
&
hush pretty pink lady ;
at 7:00 pm
