Tuesday, October 05, 2004
jincheng: haha, stupid romans!
michelle: what about the romans?
jincheng: royal wine were placed in lead pots and then served as a delicacy.
michelle: what's wrong with that? lead corrosion?
jincheng: but, poor things! the romans didn't know chemistry and they gulped, erm, lead acetate? lead poisoning to the poor roman aristocrats!
michelle: hahaha. did many of them die from lead poisoning then?
jincheng: yupyup. just imagine how many aristocrats there were. and how hedonistic (that's me!) they were.
michelle: yea. wine, women...urgh. typical males.
jincheng: haha, oei! michelle sexist pig (msp)
michelle: hahahaha. fine fine fine. women rocks!!!!
jincheng: no no. meshyell sexist goat (msg)
jincheng: wonbinn...whoooo drools..
michelle: errrr...you gay!
jincheng: yes! no no..make it bisexual. more choices. but i look for people with the healthy choice pyramid symbol ok? conscientious singaporean! proud singaporean! patriotism prevails!
michelle: i want to kill you. you are so lame.
jincheng: haha, okok! sorry. school pressure. chyetin's heavy you know! (not to mention mable)
michelle: mabel!
jincheng: hahaha no no. it's mable!
michelle: really? what a weird spelling.
jincheng: it's intentional. she's able. so, m-able.
michelle: argh!!! what name will your son/daughter/weirdo have?
jincheng: doraemon eucalyptus escariot the second
michelle: huh?
jincheng: oh. my son? jincheng the second!
michelle: why after you? so sad!
jincheng: erm, i derive pleasure from pain! i'm satan the 324637548654536423th! wait wait, i can't remember the number he gave me. can u remember his mobile number? got to reconfirm.
michelle: 666
jincheng: oh ya, wait. shit, singtel announcement! he must be outside. i told him to charge his phone before he left!
jincheng: mama put my guns on the ground.
michelle: huh?
jincheng: haha, sorry. wrong way. that's titled "knocking on heavens' door". darn, i forgot satan's downstairs. where's charlie now? gotta borrow his glass elevator.
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hush pretty pink lady ;
at 5:53 pm
