Friday, December 24, 2004
since, it's christmas, you shouldn't be asked to 'wheel off' if you are trying to be lame because people are generally nicer on christmas day! so, here's one to start the lame snowball rolling:
part one
waiter: hello miss. welcome to macdonald's!
big mac (a fat woman): hello. excuse me, can i have a set of me?
waiter: errm, what's me?
big mac: (seductively) just look at my bo...dy...
waiter: sorry miss. but we only serve chicken and beef, no pork.
start rolling your eyes now! but there's more...
part two
dear sherrie chew ching ching, the woman whose age has increased again,
happy birthday!!! you are another year OLDer. aww...so sad!!!! but it's okay, since it's christmas, it's a gift from santa! it's always good to get something from him. in fact, this year, his gift for you is...AGE INCREMENT!!! it's only one year, so don't fret and don't get angry because if you do, you'll AGE faster. WRINKLES, SPOTS and THE LIKE will soon join in and become part of your presents to come. in any case, if you wish to blame someone, blame santa claus at ilovemakingyouold@santaclaus.com or send a postage letter to:
32 the elderly street
old folks condo
#32-32
alwaysland
(opposite of neverland)
last of all, merry christmas and a happy new year!
lots of candles,
santa's assistant
the YOUNG elf
before you become a cripple, merry christmas and a happy new year. my only wish this year, santa, is to get more wishes. (: it's all thanks to mr lim jincheng that my lame juices can flow so fast.
&
hush pretty pink lady ;
at 10:53 am
