Friday, August 12, 2005
act 2, scene Imalicious doraemon enters stage with a huge group of prisoners.
malicious doraemon: all you prisoners, start your physical training by running round the castle. make it quick! or you shall face the horrendous fire treatment.
prisoner todd starts the run, with the scorching hot sun not giving any mercy to him. after some time, prisoner todd looks up and sees princess jessica standing at the opening of one of the windows of the castle. prisoner todd and princess jessica look into each other's eyes dreamily.
malicious doraemon: hey, prisoner todd! continue your run!
act 2, scene IImalicious doraemon: today's the king's birthday, and therefore, to show his graciousness, all you low-class prisoners are allowed a bottle of water.
prisoner todd runs quickly to claim his bottle. while drinking, he was scouting around for the presence of princess jessica. he faces the window, catches glimpses of her and sips his drink in delirium.
act 2, scene IIIprofessor lucius enters stage from the left, and takes his place beside malicious doraemon. princess jessica enters stage from right, and takes her place in front of malicious doraemon and professor lucius.
malicious doraemon: your highness, this is professor lucius. he is the personal mentor of prisoner todd.
professor lucius: (
bewildered) why did you suddenly mention prisoner todd?
princess jessica looks, expressing annoyance, at malicious doraemon who happily sniggers.
malicious doraemon: professor lucius, this is princess jessica. she's royalty!
princess jessica raises her eyebrows, and flounces in a huff off the stage.
footnote:
prisoner training ground refers to tennis courts.
castle refers to the viewing area.
royalty refers to all-girls-school.
---<@ <333 a rose by any other name <333 @>---
mandy contradicted herself sub-consciously, "i ALWAYS do that, SOMETIMES!"
mornique's "wise" little words:
qn: farmer a sells chickens. farmer b sells eggs. what does farmer c sells?
ans: medicine. a pharmacy (pronounced as "farm-er-c") sells medicine.
qn: why didn't the monster eat the clown up?
ans: it was afraid he would taste funny.
i embarrassed myself, "and then, mandy drank 'glurp'."
mandy, laughing hysterically, "glurp! big gulp and slurpee combined!"
cousin brandon, enlightened after looking at a picture of master 'fall to pieces', "i realised that he doesn't know how to wear a tie. he needs maddy!"
michelle's theory: the later the boy is born, the cuter he'll become.
neptina's explanation: in the past, the boys dressed like nerds. now, the boys have better fashion sense. therefore, they'll always be cuter!
i had a great shopping spree with stressed-up-to-her-death-bed joanna. she lavishly spent over a hundred dollars. well, retail therapy does help you to reduce stress level, but increases financial burden. haha. afterwards, it was dining at newton circus, with the american (ellis) meeting the briton (yours truly). ellis finally returned from 'the land of the free' to meet us - the vibrant smu people (gloria, jasmine and i) and ntu-people-in-black (joanna and neptina). i absolutely enjoyed myself, although i would very much wish to dine at the american club. or even lawry's. can money please fall from the sky?
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hush pretty pink lady ;
at 1:49 am
