Monday, September 12, 2005
after pondering much, i've came to realise that there are going to be more and more smart, cute and possibly rich (well, future high flyers, considering their intelligence) singaporean guys in the united kingdom!! this is especially so in cambridge, oxford and london. my goodness!! isn't it a good investment for a singaporean lady to get herself into a prestigious university in any one of these three english cities? jolly good, i say. get yourself a ucas application registration and a ticket to london heathrow airport now!! cosmopolitan london is my desired destination!!
peter: imagine you and an ahbeng boyfriend.
michaela: i will not have an ahbeng boyfriend. i'll make him sit in a pool of water, electrocute him using mild voltage for 72 hours, and make him speak english non-stop.
peter: haha. nah, i don't think you'll ever have a cheenafied boyfriend. but you are evil. must beware, just in case.
michaela: so you should know better than to offend me right?
peter: yes, you'll make me listen to chinese opera for 72 hours right?
michaela: good suggestion!! and i'll make you join a stage production, casting you as a homosexual. you'll have to stage-kiss an impossibly fugly male. oh yes, i cannot believe you are digging your own grave.
peter: no, i trust that you won't ever do that to me right?
my cousins flew back from england and san francisco for a wedding. it was great chatting with them last night. i've learnt to be more tactful. when some ignorant people want to try racially abusing you, pretend you don't understand english and walk away. i was thinking of blurting out asian expletives. right, change of plans!!
monday blues are hitting me bad. my imagination is running wild. one moment i was pondering over how different is giving your first hug/kiss to your boyfriend from losing your virginity. i mean, that piece of sacred tissue is now easily broken by the vigorous exercises females engage in. then, i suddenly imagined how it'll be like if i were a handsome and unimaginably opulent bad boy with legions of girls adoring me. i think that'll be quite fun.
i am in business, government and society class now. professor is nagging non-stop about year 1s being late for class. i am staring at the clock and my lovely laptop.
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hush pretty pink lady ;
at 4:11 pm
