Thursday, September 08, 2005
biology teacher, miss lee: sam, why are your pants hanging on your hips? aren't they suppose to be at your waist? what a fashion this is!
sam: there's a reasonable explanation to this, miss lee. you told us in class that high temperature kills sperms. wearing pants that are too tight will force the male reproductive organ to be pushing against the body, increasing the temperature and by so doing, kill the sperms. my pants are loose and therefore it is hanging at my hips. i'm protecting my kids-of-the-future.
after seeing car decals from university of pennsylvania and wharton school pasted at the back of an unimpressive car, i was in awe.
michaela: oh my goodness, he is from wharton, upenn! mom, do you know that upenn is a damn freaggin good college in the states?
then, the anti-climax came. the driver was a senior citizen. sub-consciously, i gave an absolutely shocked face.
michaela: huh?
mandy laughed hysterically. the laugh lasted for more than five minutes.
peyton of the hit tv series, one tree hill, wisely put, "being in love is how you know you are alive."
the largely american crowd at arthur ashe stadium of flushing meadows, new york, had no tennis etiquette. they cheered whenever my dear baby-faced, 13th seed, richard gasquet (pronounced as 'ri-sha gas-kay') made an unforced error. i utterly hate them, and the moronic robby ginepri. that american wildcard was wearing some clothing brand which symbol is similar to chanel. so i named that brand 'mamanel' because it's probably made by his mom. urrggghhh. i am filled with anguish. gasquet's morale was super freaggin low because ginepri had home ground advantage. and, gasquet was suffering from arm injury. he was also complaining of pain near the stomach. i could see him squirming in pain during the last two sets. weak ginepri was calling for medical assistance once his little pinky was hurt. bah. sissy!! the unfortunate score was 3-6, 6-3, 7-6 (10-8), 4-6, 0-6 to the nasty american. painfully bitter!! champion of roland garros justine henin-hardenne, who was in bad form, lost to the french who resides in the states, mary pierce. number 4 seed, andy roddick, lost near the start of the tournament because, in my theory, he ditched mandy moore. hurhur. spanish 'king of clay', rafael nadal, was ousted by african-american james blake. with many of the powerhouses gone, what's there to watch in the
us open?
yesterday was welly's birthday!! although i had to skip my business law class, it was all worthy. i had my maiden visit to kbox and that shall be my last. it's too cheenafied, plebeian and expensive for my liking. the people there are ahbeng and ahlian chimneys (smoking crack and cigarettes and whatnot). i much prefer the one my dad brought us to on sunday, with a big room and vip treatment. anyhow, HAPPY BIRTHDAY WELLY (it is sort of belated now)!!
random observation: what's with guys and their new bald heads? is that a new trend? not at all appealing. unless you are referring to the cute ns guys of my age. the secondary school boys should stick to their ac-influenced spiked-hairdo.
talking about ac, i remember petrina telling me once, a long time ago, that the ac uniform makes the ugliest guy a little cuter. i couldn't agree more.
so i was sitting in front of my laptop screen, done with my business law readings (although i skipped class, i did my readings!), and suddenly, the thought of coming up with a list of the cutest male celebrities i have drooled over came rushing to my head. jumping straight into it, i came up with this miserable list (thinking that i could go on forever):
richard gasquet, cristiano ronaldo, ryan cabrera, james lafferty, hayden christensen, ryan key (lead vocalist of yellowcard), brandon flowers (lead vocalist of the killers), adam levine (lead vocalist of maroon 5), andy roddick, christian wunderlich, jack ryder, prince william, sean biggerstaff, jeff timmons (of 98 degrees fame), peter gade christensen, thomas sorensen, francesc fabregas, jose antonio reyes, robin van persie, arne friedrich, rafael van der vaart, alex polstra (dutch-japanese who has a japanese name called 'takeru murakami'), edison chen, takuya kimura, chad michael murray, jon jonsson, kevin peake...
and then, i stopped. boy, i can't believe the list is blardy damn short!! anyway, i want to be a volunteer at wimbledon!! cranky and cool!!
&
hush pretty pink lady ;
at 10:49 am
