Monday, October 31, 2005
many a time, my facial expression really does exaggerate my emotions a little too much. right, i was freaggin pissed by that ball of lard. that bunch of seniors in my management accounting (more affectionately called as 'ma' by smu students) class got on my nerves when they displayed their sissy side by gossiping when i glared at that 'ball of lard'. yes, that 'ball of lard' is a senior. yes, he pissed me off by shooting nonsensical questions. but no, i wasn't exactly that pissed off. my face exaggerated it. but i don't care. at least my face makes me look happier than i really am, and that makes people around me glad too.
yay!! my ma project went extremely well. except for that 'ball of lard' interrupting my delirium. haha. but who cares? kudos to shuowen, her dad, samantha and vienna!! our presentation made prof sam han praise us right after we ended our presentation. yeeeeeeeeppppppssss!!!!!!
mr brussell sprout replied, "yes.. brandon..here..you want to go?will try help you find out about the play.."
firstly, bad grammar. (: hurhur. secondly, i inferred that he hesitated quite a bit while typing this sms. (note: brandon..here..) lastly, he is a bastard
oh and by the way, mr 'fall to pieces'/mftp/mr brussell sprout has now been given yet another name: mr 'not sure'. his birthday falls on 4 december 1990.mandy's friends: i would like to bring the following paragraph to your attention. it should be of extreme interest to you all. any queries should be directed to mandy. she will be happy to answer your questions. (:
splashed on the headlines of newspapers all across the globe: PRISONER TODD AND PRINCESS JESSICA MET AGAIN!!
yay. it was a joyious happening. princess jessica and her entourage made an unexpected visit to the newly furnished prison grounds. prisoner todd was diligently doing his assigned work, when the arrival of her royal highness overwhelmed him with delirium. he couldn't help but break into a big smile and a series of giggles. but to avoid being too obvious, he turned his back towards her. unfortunately, one of the people chaperoning her caught him red-handed. (aww...) the visit continued with prisoner todd doing his assignment half-heartedly, whilst stealing glances of princess jessica. the resplendent lady was also enamoured by the plebeian prisoner. (once again, aww...) after an hour or so, prisoner todd elatedly finished his assignment, and quickly took position on a chair near princess jessica's pedestal. this time, he didn't attempt to make anything oblivious, instead choosing to stare straight at her. this triggered the blood vessels on her cheeks to swell. they shared some eye contact, and sadly, princess jessica had to take her leave. prisoner todd stared helplessly at her departure, and could only suffer from one of the most undesirable emotions in the universe - forlorn. (to end it off, aww...) let me quote javier: "heart beats a little bit faster".
mandy requested for her to be quoted, "ps (plaza singapura) is in town but not a very town-y place."
acs (independent) is going co-educational!! no way. i am sure many will concur that. how can they admit girls into acs? many girls look up to them as pedestal beings and worship the grounds they walk on. haha. okay, i am totally exaggerating here. girls are not that weak at all. we have our pride. guys can go and worship the grounds girls walk, but not the other way round. nonetheless, it is no doubt that they do provide eye candy (basically, isn't that the most essential reason for the existence of guys? they have no usefulness, other than making life easier for females). haha. now, some lucky girls are going to enjoy that daily. no wait, the standard of their looks will drop, i predict. sour grapes. bah.
ps: egoistic males shouldn't take that seriously. it was all in the name of fun extreme feminism demonstration. the writer is not liable for any injuries, be it physical, mental or emotional. (reasonable exclusion clause, which passed the test of reasonableness in the unfair contract terms act)
HAPPY HALLOWEEN!!! (:
&
hush pretty pink lady ;
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