Tuesday, March 28, 2006
a certain lady in the forties, who doesn't wish to be named (however, the writer took the liberty of revealing that the lady in question is very closely related to her), upon knowing that her daughter is being wooed by a swiss-chinese boy, clapped her hands thrice as she exclaimed in a semi-inebriated state, "grab! grab! grab!"
a saccharine-sweet looking girl dressed in the chij uniform walked into the petrol kiosk. initially, people's impression of her might have been that she looks cute. then everything changed when she screamed, "what? not happy is it? look
la!", and lifted her skirt up to reveal her PE shorts. to make things worse, she paraded with her butt stuck out in an attempt to make fun of a slighty too voluptuous lady nearby. lastly, before she strutted back into the car, she waved frantically and shouted, "bye!", to all the uncles working there. what an embarrassment!
when you get someone's words wrong, things can get very hilarious and even possibly shameful. mornique, start rolling your eyes and go "tsk! whey!" at me! but it is not going to make me take this down.
upon catching sight of a similar baby tigger toy in the car in front of mine, i screamed, "oh my tigger!". mornique was all blurred and went, "where's the mighty girl?"
lame quotesfrom johnny bravo: okay, enough about me. let's talk about you. what do YOU think about me?
from nickelodeon: what is an email? it's not a scary mail that makes you go 'eee'!
i have a new family. okay, this is going to sound so juvenile. but it's fun! i've got a sister called christabel, a brother (who is adored by legions of girls because 'he' is just way cool, handsome and has got that whole 'edison-chen-bad-boy-smirk' thing going on which melts hearts) called 'jesiska', and a brother-in-law 'gracemary (:' who is engaged to chris. along with the engagement comes two sisters-in-law, mandy and mornique. mandy harbours a huge crush on 'jesiska'. blame it all on our good genes! i'm sure i made a few heads spin. see, that's the fun part! by the way, i love my family!
&
hush pretty pink lady ;
at 7:31 pm
