Saturday, April 08, 2006
i am getting good at killing flies! i slapped the lives of
two flies away in a month! gosh, am i turning into some heartless cold-blooded murderer? no! i do scream and mourn for their deaths! each time after clapping my hands together only to find a patch of smashed-up black substances, i will stare at the exact spot on my palm which it died and hurl, "SHIT! I KILLED A FLY!". i do feel sad for them. but hey, they deserve it for hovering around my head and being of extreme annoyance.
lecherous lizards. everytime you hear them, they sound like they are making out. gross.
i listened closely to many love songs and i reckon that lyricists of such songs like to use 'absolutes'. don't they study GP or something? at least they should have taken modules similar to "english 101" while being educated right? then again, when i am in the mood for love, the songs make my knees weak. i am a confused person, ostensibly.
i like the last few lines of the locally-made movie "i do i do". they went "wen hui is a luckier person than i am. she can choose to love or not to love me. but i can only choose to love her, or love her
more." or something to that effect. aww, sweet! (note: there are no absolutes in this quote!)
michael and i are good friends. yay, i've got a hot friend. what a pity that he is
five years my junior. emphasis is placed on the fact that i am
not a pedophile. (: besides, he is officially my 'brother-in-law', and the boyfriend of mandy. <33 it's all about 'fanning the flame'! i bet only 'mikeybrotherinlaw' and i understand fully what 'fanning the flame' really is.
photowhoring at united square 
&
hush pretty pink lady ;
at 9:50 am