Tuesday, May 30, 2006
after driving around for too long, i suppose an adventure on the bus would be great fun! for my frequent car passenger sister, mandy, and i. AN HOUR bus ride from bishan interchange to UPPER EAST COAST ROAD is so fun! calysta and cassandra came along with the intention to "do homework". but of course, you cannot expect cassy to do what she intended. she was complaining about being bored and hungry, but refused vehemently to touch on her holiday homework (on a totally different note, i think 'holiday homework' is an oxy-moron). FYI, she completed only ONE question!
after having lunch at pizza hut (the siglap outlet is really chill and highly recommended for a hearty cheap meal), we "did our homework" at starbucks. i am reading "tuesdays with morrie" by mitch albom (mandy is suppose to do a book review, and therefore i am reading on her behalf). a queer middle-aged man was asking mandy which school she is from and going on about how his "wife and aunty" are ex-cedarians. he also snapped at cassy ("don't watch! do your homework!") when cassy looked at him while slacking.
however, that didn't end our strange encounters of the day. while riding the bus home from siglap, when the bus was at geylang, a china-looking man sat right next to mandy at the back most seats of the bus. he had LONG NOSE HAIR, FRIZZY BALDING HAIR and FUGLY LOOKS! his legs were touching mandy's. gross! he turned his head and place it at very close proximity to mandy's too! when mandy turned towards his direction, his face was right in front of hers. she was flabbergasted! he said, "i just wanna talk to you!". we were all FREAKED OUT! he then went on to ask nonsensical and psychotic, even perverse, questions like, "who amongst us is the most bubbly?"; "who amongst you can make a guy do something foolish?"; "don't you think she (calysta) looks like zhang zi yi?"; "why can't you local chinese girls speak chinese?". we couldn't take it anymore and alighted the bus to avoid him, with fear that he might follow suit. thank God, he did not. we would have screamed our lungs out. trust me, our hearts were in our mouths throughout the time when he was chatting up with mandy. strangely, he only talked to mandy! before we alighted, he patted on calysta's shoulder, but she ignored. so he tapped on mandy, and said, "just wanna say bye!". mandy just gave that uninterested 'whatever' look at him, before scurrying down the bus.
that journey was totally FREAKEZOID! mandy deserves credits for coining that word, and CRAPEZOID! coolness! now, add '-ness' to positive adjectives and you'll become a full-fledge bimbo like mandy! for example, 'cute' becomes 'cuteness'.
mandy's latest bimbo equationcuteness + proness = pruteness
I LOVE PYRO!!! HE FIRES UP MY WORLD!! (my tweenie thinks that is REALLY witty!) x3 is a great movie. everyone should head down to the cinemas to catch it!
bllwj biteswhen asked if he can draw, he responded with an absolutely adorable answer (that's an alliteration, which is another 'a'!): "haha. yeah i can draw stick figures, hearts and smileys. if those count. :) haha. why?"
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hush pretty pink lady ;
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