airing my relatively dirty linen

Tuesday, May 02, 2006

rules of the game
1. do not look at the predictions before listing. integrity is tested.
2. name 10 males and 10 females who are in your social circle.
3. number the names. male names should be given an odd number, and female names an even number.
4. match the prediction to the corresponding numbered names.
5. please do not take this seriously. it is all in the name of fun.

names
1. jincheng
2. michelle tweenie
3. peter
4. mandy
5. bradley
6. christabel
7. joey
8. marie anne
9. michael
10. gracemary (:
11. brandon mftp
12. cassandra
13. zachary
14. mornique
15. choon han
16. calysta
17. brandon low
18. pearline
19. jj d'jus
20. petrina

~number 1 and number 12 will get into a relationship at the age of 25.
they have an enormous age gap of SEVEN years! jinny is gay, cassandra is suppose to be with bradley. so, not possible. haha.

~number 13 and number 16 will fight the tumult together and survive through.
zachary and calysta? they don't even know each other. anyway, zachary is reserved for gracmary! (: calysta has too many guys chasing after her, so she doesn't have time for him too!

~number 7 and number 2 will be enemies for life.
joey and mitch are both very nice people without much of temper. i don't think they'll be enemies at all even if they know each other.

~number 19 and number 6 will get married.
jj and christabel? no! christabel is for brandon mftp. (: okay, she is going to wring my neck!

~number 11 and number 4 will divorce when one of them hits 40.
brandon and mandy are not even together. i can't say they never will because i can't foretell. but if the marriage is going to end in a divorce, i wouldn't want the union to occur. brandon had better off be with christabel, and mandy with michael.

~number 5 and number 15 will become a gay couple.
gross! i don't condone gay-ism in the first place. but bradley cannot turn gay! he won't, with cassandra around. choon han did gay with jinny in one of my pictures! haha.

gayism prevails!

~number 3 and number 18 will love each other for life.
peter and pearline? yay, they both have names starting with 'p'! (: i think they'll look good together too! but, i prefer pearline with drep! haha.

~number 9 will secretly crush number 14.
michael and mornique? now, they do have names starting with the same letter, but this is the wrong m sister! they have a purely brother-and-sister-in-law relationship. very innocent.

~number 17 will write a love letter to number 20 soon.
my predictions are all so weird. petrina is very lovable, but i don't think brandon will ever be interested. age gap, again!

~number 10 and number 8 will turn lesbian together.
gracemary and marie anne? they are both tall girls. but i think gracemary is taller. however, no, not going to happen. both of them are catholics who do not ever think being lesbian is agreeable.

my cousin brandon is a wit!
evidence number one: did the burger refused the cat to eat it or did the cat refuse to eat the burger?
evidence number two: the burger should show the cat that it is the burger king! if the burger doesn't do anything, settle for the fries, maybe?

mandy is a bimbo!
michelle: can you hold the camera, please?
mandy: no, i can't! i need my fingers to pose!

bimbotic tard!

michelle is a shameless cinnamon addict!
my birthday is in less than twenty-four hours! and i currently have a serious craving for cinnamon apple muffin from the coffee bean and tea leaf, cinnamon bun from the provence bakery at holland villlage or cinnabun at great world city, cinnamon apple filled doughnut from krispy kremes and cinnamon bagel with kraft philadelphia cream cheese.
evidently, i have an unexplainable obsession with cinnamon. cinnamon ice-blended from the coffee bean gives me the caffeine dosage with extra euphoria i can never reject.
by the way, i hate the cat. like, totahlee! my royal chickeness is thanked for her invention of 'totahlee', the alternative bimbotic spelling of 'totally'.

& hush pretty pink lady ;
at 1:33 am