Thursday, November 16, 2006
credit goes to professor richard hooley. my contract law professor.
JOKE (I)bill clinton and the pope, fictitiously, died on the same day. due to some administrative fault, the pope was sent to hell and bill clinton to heaven. after the correction was made, while bill clinton was making his way to hell, he met the pope on the way. the pope excitedly told him, "i'm so glad the mistake was remedied. i can finally see virgin mary." bill clinton replied, "sorry, you are ten minutes too late."
HAHAHAHAHA(:
i apologise if this insults anyone.
JOKE (II)question: what is the difference between 'shame' and 'pity'?
answer: shame is having a 40-seater bus filled with lawyers crashing into a hill thereby resulting in 40 casualties. pity is having one seat empty.
HAHAHAHAHA(:
JOKE (III)question: what is the difference between cutting up onions and lawyers?
answer: cutting up onions makes you cry, but not the other.
HAHAHAHAHA(:
JOKE (IV)question: what is the difference between a porcupine and a bmw filled with lawyers?
answer: the porcupine has spines on the outside.
HAHAHAHAHA(:
i doubt everyone will get his jokes. they are pretty witty, if i might add. anyhows, they made me laugh. especially apt since i realised my lack of ability to churn out satisfactory essays. failure is the mother of success. sadness, throw them away. optimistic pragmatism, always welcomed.
fyi, i got all the jokes almost immediately. so maybe, just maybe, i'm not that dumb after all.
te quiero, senorita michelle goh. i just love how we can connect so well. i bet it has got to do with our names. we can speak so freely without qualms. and we share sentiments with regards to many issues. i'm so glad you are always there for me to talk to. similarly, i'm always here when you need someone to rant at.
Your light will shine when all else fades
&
hush pretty pink lady ;
at 9:53 pm
